Follow that mongoose

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Following mongooses is an extreme hobby of mine and it has also turned into a living. But what is a mongoose, I hear you ask. Well, a mongoose is an extremely strange creature. Some people think that it is a cross between a monkey and a goose or even a moose but this is not so. It has a fourth eye, as opposed to the original three. it has four legs (which is one of the only normal things about it), sixteen thousand noses, each as red as the other and two tails.

But why do I follow these things for a living? Well, for one, it relaxes me. The other is to run from screaming footballs of doom and cabbages who have strange accusations for the truth of the midge bite. The midge bites to suck blood from creatures of inferior intelligence to gain clever DNA so that they can too get an education and finally be clever enough to take over the world. Of course, it's hard to believe that this has anything to do with following mongooses because I am running away from them but the mongooses lead me to the cabbages evil lair. So whilst I listen to them plotting and scheming I talk to the mongooses and I have found out that they shall assist me in my campaign to understand and destroy the cabbages which brings me back to following mongoose.

Anyways bye until I post again.

P.S. Follow that mongoose.